hey, fuku man
If I were Japanese, I would want my name to be Fuku.
I was reading today about a guy who is the head of Honda, whose name is Fukui. I don’t know if it is the same Fukui, but there was a guy quoted by that name who is one of the hot shots at the Bank of Japan. Then, I read there is an island off the coast of Japan called Fukui. Their website is:
http://www.fuku-e.com/
No shit! I shit you not.
Go ahead and click on it. You won’t be able to read it because it is all in Japanese—or at least some Asian characters not meant for Americans to be able to read. You just know there are lots of teenaged boys going to that site hoping to see chicks sucking dicks and getting fucked. You can bet there are a lot of disappointed young men at the end of that particular internet surfing experience.
Anyway, you can bet that Fuku is a noble name somewhere, and there is probably a country on the other side of the earth where the word Jones is an unspeakable profanity. I can imagine some guy showing up there and saying, “My name is Jones.”
And when he does, the guy he says it to says something back that is not comprehendible to our American ears that means, “What did you call me, motherfucker?”
There will be a group of attractive young women who will overhear and they will giggle among themselves and one will same something equally not comprehendible that means, “That jackass will not enjoy the pleasure of our bodies and mouths anytime soon.”
Of course, there is the flipside. What if one of the natives of that island came to the US and someone asked him where he was from. He’ll say, “Fukui.”
To which the questioner will say to his friends, “What an asshole.”
This could happen. I shit you not.
Or my name isn’t Dick Clinch.
I was reading today about a guy who is the head of Honda, whose name is Fukui. I don’t know if it is the same Fukui, but there was a guy quoted by that name who is one of the hot shots at the Bank of Japan. Then, I read there is an island off the coast of Japan called Fukui. Their website is:
http://www.fuku-e.com/
No shit! I shit you not.
Go ahead and click on it. You won’t be able to read it because it is all in Japanese—or at least some Asian characters not meant for Americans to be able to read. You just know there are lots of teenaged boys going to that site hoping to see chicks sucking dicks and getting fucked. You can bet there are a lot of disappointed young men at the end of that particular internet surfing experience.
Anyway, you can bet that Fuku is a noble name somewhere, and there is probably a country on the other side of the earth where the word Jones is an unspeakable profanity. I can imagine some guy showing up there and saying, “My name is Jones.”
And when he does, the guy he says it to says something back that is not comprehendible to our American ears that means, “What did you call me, motherfucker?”
There will be a group of attractive young women who will overhear and they will giggle among themselves and one will same something equally not comprehendible that means, “That jackass will not enjoy the pleasure of our bodies and mouths anytime soon.”
Of course, there is the flipside. What if one of the natives of that island came to the US and someone asked him where he was from. He’ll say, “Fukui.”
To which the questioner will say to his friends, “What an asshole.”
This could happen. I shit you not.
Or my name isn’t Dick Clinch.
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