ol' man kalashnikov's christmas toy
Well, it’s time to look back at Christmas and decide what was the best and worst gift. My son gave me a very fine sweater and my brother-in-law and sister gave me a piece of the floor of Allen Fieldhouse. Pretty special. Senora Clinch and I gave each other a new set of living room furniture—leather and very nice.
The worst gift of the holiday season, however, had to be a gift that someone gave my son’s girlfriend's cousin. Well, in the spirit of holiday giving, someone gave this young gentleman an AK-47.
Let’s all go back to Quentin Tarantino’s classic movie Jackie Brown. You’ll recall Samuel L. Jackson, playing the character Ordell Robbie and his classic line about weaponry.
AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
Let’s further paraphrase Ordell Robbie and say:
So this slack-jawed hillbilly sees Osama Bin Laden on TV with an AK-47, and he got to have an AK-47, too. And Osama has the one with the sweep-forward clip that holds all the extra ammo, so he can’t have the standard perpendicular clip. No, he has to have the extra-large clip, like Osama, does.
Is he going to use the Kalashnikov for hunting some big game? Oh, hell no! He says you can’t use these things for hunting. And he is right. By the way, let’s visit the website of the Ruskies that make this Goddamn thing so we can see a picture, with the big clip.
http://kalashnikov.guns.ru/models/ka50.html
So, what the fuck are you going to do with this motherfucker? I guess you take it out into the boonies somewhere and play like you’re a hard-ass. If you have one of these things, you can feel like you can whip anyone’s ass with it. And I guess that is the only thing it is good for, unless you get pissed off at the world someday and decide to take it into McDonald’s and grind up a couple of kids. I understand it is good for that, although I have no first-hand experience.
When you have an AK-47, you know you can be just as hard as Osama is and you can know that Bush is going to protect your right to have it, just like he protects Osama from any danger that might befall him.
Dick Clinch doesn’t have an AK-47. That makes big Dick different from old Osama. That, and a bunch of other things. Also, big Dick doesn’t see why anyone should be running around shooting things with one of those bad boys. Osama would disagree as would the NRA and Dubya, but all of them can kiss my ass. Your man Dick feels like he is on firm footing on this position.
Or my name isn’t Dick Clinch.
The worst gift of the holiday season, however, had to be a gift that someone gave my son’s girlfriend's cousin. Well, in the spirit of holiday giving, someone gave this young gentleman an AK-47.
Let’s all go back to Quentin Tarantino’s classic movie Jackie Brown. You’ll recall Samuel L. Jackson, playing the character Ordell Robbie and his classic line about weaponry.
AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
Let’s further paraphrase Ordell Robbie and say:
So this slack-jawed hillbilly sees Osama Bin Laden on TV with an AK-47, and he got to have an AK-47, too. And Osama has the one with the sweep-forward clip that holds all the extra ammo, so he can’t have the standard perpendicular clip. No, he has to have the extra-large clip, like Osama, does.
Is he going to use the Kalashnikov for hunting some big game? Oh, hell no! He says you can’t use these things for hunting. And he is right. By the way, let’s visit the website of the Ruskies that make this Goddamn thing so we can see a picture, with the big clip.
http://kalashnikov.guns.ru/models/ka50.html
So, what the fuck are you going to do with this motherfucker? I guess you take it out into the boonies somewhere and play like you’re a hard-ass. If you have one of these things, you can feel like you can whip anyone’s ass with it. And I guess that is the only thing it is good for, unless you get pissed off at the world someday and decide to take it into McDonald’s and grind up a couple of kids. I understand it is good for that, although I have no first-hand experience.
When you have an AK-47, you know you can be just as hard as Osama is and you can know that Bush is going to protect your right to have it, just like he protects Osama from any danger that might befall him.
Dick Clinch doesn’t have an AK-47. That makes big Dick different from old Osama. That, and a bunch of other things. Also, big Dick doesn’t see why anyone should be running around shooting things with one of those bad boys. Osama would disagree as would the NRA and Dubya, but all of them can kiss my ass. Your man Dick feels like he is on firm footing on this position.
Or my name isn’t Dick Clinch.
posted by dick clinch at 7:43 PM
2 Comments:
Excuse me, but my entry isn't a play or a fool history, it's about a fact happened 30 years ago in my Country... negative or positive, still now 30 years after, for many people "forgiveness" doesn't exist ...I can't deny it...
however, it's your opinion... thanks for visit my blog...
regards
and my english is very bad... I know that too
Yes, americans are, for lack of a better word, just plain insane when it comes to two things:
Nr 1 - gun control (or lack thereof, every kind of workers unions party is effectively eliminated but they allow the NRA, the biggest congregation of warmongers in the world, to live and thrive)
Nr 2 - celibacy (what century do they live in and exactly how thick are those blindfolds they are wearing?)
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