what would you pay to see marilyn monroe give head
The greatest thing about the internet is that you can research almost anything on line. The second best thing is that you can buy almost anything on line. The third best thing about the internet is that you can keep in instant communication. The fourth best thing is the porn is free.
As a sort of contradiction to the last statement, someone has purchased a film of Marilyn Monroe giving head for fifteen minutes for $1.5 million dollars. That's about $100,000 a minute, if my math skills are still as strong as they used to be. That's about $2000 a stroke. That is pretty good money, but it was probably pretty good head.
How much would you pay to see Marilyn suck off some guy? If I had the mill and a half, I would probably pass it up. As I said, the fourth best thing about the internet is that the porn is free. I would bet that you could watch some pretty good head-- probably better than Marilyn gave-- and not have to pay anything for it. Of course, the caveat here-- and there is always a caveat-- is that there is speculation that the john was John, himself. John Kennedy, that is. I have a problem believing that it was big John supplying the pipe. It was probably some non-presidential type. We don't know, because the man's head was out of the picture.
But the best thing about the internet is that you can research anything, and before the week is out, five-hundred old grizzled fuckers (or, perhaps alleged suckees) will come forward and say it was their pipe getting primed. If Marilyn was alive today, she would be in her eighties, so it wouldn't be a stretch that some octogenarian whose pipe hasn't been exposed to the light of day while erect this century will claim to the the headless hoseman.
I can imagine the spectacle of old cocksmen parading before the news cameras saying, "Yeah, it was me who tickled the tonsils."
Actually, the thought of this is beginning to make me wonder why I went here in the first place. Keep the million and a half. I'll just keep watching the free stuff.
Or my name isn't Dick Clinch.
As a sort of contradiction to the last statement, someone has purchased a film of Marilyn Monroe giving head for fifteen minutes for $1.5 million dollars. That's about $100,000 a minute, if my math skills are still as strong as they used to be. That's about $2000 a stroke. That is pretty good money, but it was probably pretty good head.
How much would you pay to see Marilyn suck off some guy? If I had the mill and a half, I would probably pass it up. As I said, the fourth best thing about the internet is that the porn is free. I would bet that you could watch some pretty good head-- probably better than Marilyn gave-- and not have to pay anything for it. Of course, the caveat here-- and there is always a caveat-- is that there is speculation that the john was John, himself. John Kennedy, that is. I have a problem believing that it was big John supplying the pipe. It was probably some non-presidential type. We don't know, because the man's head was out of the picture.
But the best thing about the internet is that you can research anything, and before the week is out, five-hundred old grizzled fuckers (or, perhaps alleged suckees) will come forward and say it was their pipe getting primed. If Marilyn was alive today, she would be in her eighties, so it wouldn't be a stretch that some octogenarian whose pipe hasn't been exposed to the light of day while erect this century will claim to the the headless hoseman.
I can imagine the spectacle of old cocksmen parading before the news cameras saying, "Yeah, it was me who tickled the tonsils."
Actually, the thought of this is beginning to make me wonder why I went here in the first place. Keep the million and a half. I'll just keep watching the free stuff.
Or my name isn't Dick Clinch.
posted by dick clinch at 4:17 PM
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